(facepalms. I am an 11 year old boy, not some object to be pushed away and than used! the goth girl added. This confused everyone even more, until Lincoln started putting 2 and 2 together. "Not until tomorrow," Lincoln replied, confused as to why he was asking this. "WELL, NOW THAT I KNOW HOW YOU KIDS FEEL ABOUT ME! Lola: *Gasp* My lovely car! As long as I know that it'strue, I wouldn't let this stop me from loving you, or anyone else. I kinda have mixed feelings on this alternate ending, though Im leaning more on the approval side. There is the occasional food break, of course, where the reactors recount what they learned. She walked into the spa and asked, in her usual ditzy tone, "Hey guys? They were upset and disappointed, their kids promised them they wouldn't cause any problems but they did. Immediately, everyone started running or hiding to avoid getting caught in the crosshairs of their destruction. nosuchluck loudhouse Well here is an alternate ending to No Such Luck that ends on a happy note. Rita asked. Lisa: I was a fool to fall for it all, I swear. And after that, the whole room was silent. I can't believe I just hit one of my own sisters! tears began to fall out their eyes. Lincoln turned to Lori and said, "I think we should call Aunt Ruth and tell her how we feel." Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? Everyone turned to the doorway and saw the Loud kids standing there, red with rage and ready to destroy. While eating breakfast, Lincoln learns from his sisters that they have planned activities later in the day. Lynn ran outside and falcon punched him. All rights belong to Nickelodeon. IM hoping to show this to Nickelodeon themselves someday. Learn more. I hate how pathetic and chicken you all are! ", Baseball Announcer: "Just look at our poor squirrels! No one said anything, not the siblings, not the obnoxious guys, not Felix, not the woman on the other end, just silence. Lisa: (beat) Okay, i admit, maybe there were many explanations to resolve such crazy, inane hooey. It's no fun without Lincoln! MY TROPHIES!!! Was the thought on her mind. Felix asked, "Can you tell me what exactly caused these kids to be kicked out?" Lori was trying to figure out a way back into the hotel room. Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Said baby had an angry face and she glared at her mom and dad, "Poo poo!" Lincoln returns the hug, rubbing her back), Lynn: "No, it'sNOT okay! Luna. We're supposed to be here until tomorrow. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. ", Lori: (with a broken voice) "What kind of monsters are we?!". Lana: *Gasp* All my pets are now homeless! Luna: Bro, why you so upset? Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. The Loud House Re-Write - Linc or Swim. I know you would never label me bad luck, and youd never neglect me. ", Lincoln: "No. [Later, Lincoln and his family were sitting in the living room when the doorbell rang. "Kids," Lynn Sr. got up from his seat, not realizing how angry the kids were, "What are you doing here? ", Lucy: "After all, it's not like we always go to each others events 100% of the time, so why should you? Especially Miss. I hate that you never listen to reason! The moment she said that, Lynn Sr. and Rita's faces became shocked with horror, their kids knew about what they did and that they got kicked out because of it. It's too broken, even for me! This Fanfic is a MASSIVE critique on every fanfic that is targeting the Episode "No Such Luck" of the Western Animation Series "The Loud House." Also it is part Satire, so most of the behavior of the Characters appearing here may not be their usual self's. If you like all the Revenge-Fics who like to torment Lincoln's family and/or present his . Ronnie Anne: Happy Valentines Day, Lincoln. You overreact to everything! I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. Lynn Sr.: But son..if you wanted time off, all you had to do was just say so! Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Rita: Kids, your friends are here. We don't want to stare at you on the drive home, so you're sitting in the back." Making the Grade / Vantastic Voyage. She then turned around, along with the other siblings, and glared at their parents. She playfully rolled her eyes. (She storms out of his room and into the hallway. Am. I am bad luck! The Loud House No Such Luck Altern. He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. ESPECIALLY THE EXTRA TOE! *Cries* It's going to take me days to fix this baby! Sweaty Pants here! So we've been in here trying to pass the time. After he said that, he finally saw his kids' faces and immediately started backing away, but the kids stomped forward, towards him and Rita and they completely surrounded them. Honey, we're back. Actually, there's something I need to do! House of Lies alt ending14. (Lincoln is sitting on the back porch while his family is at the game, looking pretty mad. Lincoln: I don't believe it! Lincoln: "Coming!" Lincoln: You are a stupid bully, a coward, a nobody, a freak, a lamebrain, a beast and the worst sister ever AND THAT'S THAT!!!! He just looks away as he enters the police car, and is driven away to jail. I do not own the Loud . (He picks up the squirrel suit, jumps up and down on the head and starts ripping the chest)", Lynn: HEY! # 17. the loud kamen rider by Dratinibro. Everyone winced at the final words out of Lola's mouth, but not the woman on the other end. ", Lincoln: "Just hear me out." No Such Luck, No Such Love is a The Loud House fanfic written by SpartanXHunterX which can be read here. "And we're glad they did," Lisa added, "Because thanks to the man that stopped by as well as a woman at the front desk, we were able to learn that you and dad apparently couldn't keep your own promise." [Everyone headed to the living room to sleep together. Lynn Sr. asked. This proves it. She knew it didn't mean the weather, it was going to be bright and sunny all day. With how much of a hatedom Lynn Jr got after this episode, I had to have her own up to her mistakes. (Lincoln picks up the head and jumps up and down on it several times.). We just thought you were bad luck, we didnt mean to upset you like this. Lana: (tearful) He might tell everyone in town and everyone will hate us. Lana: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUR BROTHER ANYMORE AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!! I was being selfish!. The siblings had their arms either crossed on their chest or on their thighs in a wing stance, but they were all glaring at their parents. ", Lincoln: "You know what, Lynn. Lincoln: Well my family doesnt think im bad luck anymore, in fact now they think im good luck. I'm the Duke! After she said, water came rushing out of the bathroom, ruining the carpet and drenching their footwear in water. I just hurt Lynn! Luna turned to him with a glare on her face and said, "Forget it, dad! The End. We would never force you to go if you don't want to. ", Lori: "Oh Lincoln, if you don't feel like attending our events all the time, we're not forcing you to go. Ruth shouted back, insulted. "Yeah they did," Luan responded with. Lynn and Lana were accidentally destroying the hotel shower. "Uh, sweetie," her dad said, in a nervous tone, "Think you and Luna can get out of the front seats, so I can drive us home." And with that, they headed towards the lobby. Morag: is it now? Slow down Lynn! The kids, of course, still had some demands to give their parents. Dont threaten your little sister! After half an hour, Lincoln begins to sweat like crazy and lose his mind. (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. With that, the parents just held each other for the remainder of the night, promising to do whatever it took to earn back their children's trust. * Even Ronnie Anne was there too. I didn't think you guys would believe I was bad luck, even going as far as to lock me out. This triggered events that none of the Loud House family could have seen. But right now, no! Hey guys, I'm sorry I was so horrible. ", Luna: "No, you were right. Dont rage out at us. ", [It's revealed to be Lincoln in the runabout costume], Lincoln:[to the viewers] "My plan is simple: I watch the game in disguise, and when the Squirrels win, everyone will see I'm not bad luck. *Sniff* I thought he liked our things! "And," Lori said, as she approached her parents, "if you want to act like irresponsible teenagers. Lynn Sr.: He wrecked our trophy case to!? CircularBoat742 19 March 2017 User blog:CircularBoat742. In order for him to not have "bad luck", his sisters forced him to wear a squirrel suit from Lynn's baseball game. "I can't believe we didn't do that sooner," Lola responded back with, "She was nothing but an icky leech. We said we were sorry. Rita pondered for a moment and then said, "Hey I know, why don't we make a quick stop to Aunt Ruth's and" Her idea was interrupted by Lori slamming on the brakes hard, jerking the van to stop. One of his friends added, "We're not messing with you. We didn't just barge into the room. SEE YOU NEVER!" Lana: Gee. I have failed as a human being. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Here's another Alternate Ending. The Loud House Re-write #1-No Such Luck Add to Favourites By jgodzilla1212 Watch Published: May 10, 2020 75 Favourites 101 Comments 31K Views (It begins right after Lincoln tells Lily why he can't attend to Lily's play date and he bumps into Lisa) Lisa: >scoffing< Pshaw, There's no such thing as bad luck, there's only science, all else is hooey. "Aunt Ruth, please reconsider," Rita started with, before she interrupted by Ruth. "Nah, Aunt Ruth," Luna said, "you're gonna wanna listen to this." Ruth said, curious to where this was going. QUIET! ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. ", Pep:[dully] "Oh, I have that effect on people. ENOUGH!!! "I know you're headstrong sometimes, but I know that deep down in your heart, you love me. It was wrong of me to blame you for my failure and call you bad luck! Lori said. Fade to the sisters all waking up from their nightmares. As Maddie looked at the devastation, she thought back to the parents. After spending a good 10-15 minutes unpacking and putting everything back in the respective places in their rooms, the siblings walked into the living room and saw their parents were in fact still sitting on the couch. THAT THING IS AS HIDEOUS AS YOU!" Cuts back to now. We don't need to get violent here. "Good riddance." My family learned not to let something as stupid as superstitions get to them and tear us apart, and I learned to just be honest about things like this instead of convincing them about something ridiculous just take a break from going to certain events. And then, as quickly as it appeared, the noises disappeared. ", Lincoln: (nervously) "Well, there is this new Ace Savvy movie that just came out, but I know none of you like Ace Savvy like I do. I'll admit, it was stupid and wrong of me to lie to them and take advantage of it, and I probably should've just told them that I just wanted some me time, but honestly, I think this is way more than I deserve. "Now go to your room," Lori said, pointing to their parents' bedroom, but when they still sat on the couch feeling guilty, she yelled, "NOW!" The siblings and parents saw Leni standing there, mom and dad were curious why Leni wasn't with them in the room but before they could say anything, Lisa answered her, "Yes my second oldest sibling. I tried to make it as comical as i could. (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! ", Lynn Sr.: (with a broken voice) "And we were horrible parents to you, locking you out! Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. "Listen to what?" But worse than that, I was being a horrible sister!" Lori: WE'RE THE WORST SISTERS EVER!!!! Lucy: So, that's it then? ", Lincoln: (to Leni) "Leni, all those times I went to the Mall with you to pick out clothes, anything bad happen those times? A rather large family that sticks together through thick and thin. Ruth yelled, "I DON'T WANT YOU OR YOUR UNGRATEFUL BRATS OR YOUR MANCHILD HUSBAND ANYWHERE NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN? I need to get out of here! Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! While we do so, sit on the couch and DON'T MOVE!" *Later in the Duke's room, Lincoln approaches Angus* Angus: Ah Lincoln, What's seems to be on your mind? We really are just a bunch of chickens Lynn: Fine! Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. I hate that you sold my bed and everything I had! I was horrible to you! (Inhales, then exhales) "I. Lisa: That's the last time I ever fall for such phone-baloney! That was my favourite bat! I'll keep it between the both of us. Turning to the siblings, he asked, "When are supposed to leave?" And with that, Lori started driving the van out of the hotel and back towards their house. Lynn Sr. stuttered for a few moments and said, "Ground us?! ", (Vanzilla is parked in the driveway. Ive come to many grave-digging events and cemeteries with you! Okay look, answer me these questions! Guess they forgot to lock the windows. I hate boring science lectures! I cantake getting kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, but being locked out of my own home? "AND ONCE AGAIN, I HATE YOU TOO! "She's got a million cats that enjoy scratching us like crazy," Lucy said. You all are really, really bad luck! ", [The family and Bobby cheer for Lynn as she makes her run around the field. Incredible from The Incredibles on the cover. Especially Lynn. My coffin. The heat increases. Leni: Linky, dont shout. Slamming the sliding glass door shut, he turned around and glared at everyone in the room. That..That's not true. Lori: Is that literally what you think we are.? Luna: [Blushes] Really? Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! Lola: Hey, Lincoln! luckily, it was unlocked, he opened it and went inside.) Lincoln asked, as he started crying yet had an angry look on his face, "What's really lousy is that you guys had the nerve to make us feel guilty for the stuff we did when the reason we got kicked out of the hotel was because you two decided to act like irresponsible teenagers and go for a late night swim in the pool without any swimwear on!" My last one just got messed up and i wish to make one properly. And he did not look happy. ), Lynn Sr.: "Get ready kids, we're going to the movies again, but Lincoln is coming with us. Lincoln: "Oh really." Knowing they sealed the deal and there's no way they will ever have to go back to Aunt Ruth's, Lincoln said, "Well so long, freakshow. Lucy walked towards him and they wrapped their arms around each other's shoulders. Clenching his fist, he raises it up and smashes it hard on the ground. They go flying, screaming in terror and splash into the seawater.). How can I help you?" The siblings began agreeing with that statement, but Lynn Sr. and Rita were frightened. Lori soon pulled out her phone and dialed Aunt Ruth's number. "Her pudding is at least a hundred years old and will cause us all to go to the hospital for stomach pumping," Lisa added. "SAVE IT, RITA!" And we're sorry, but it's been so long since your father and I had time, real time, to ourselves and I guess we got carried away." Youve ruined my life and made me look like a melting snow cone!! Lori said afterwards, knowing that everyone would've been confused by her talk. Rita: How about we all sleep in the living room tonight? While they were still upset about their parents' behavior and getting them kicked out of an awesome hotel, they understood why they did what they did and understood that they shouldn't had forced their parents to take them on their vacation. I hate grave digging and poems and I HATE DESPICABLE SPORTS!!! (Tears up) Our only bro. "Uuhhh," Luna started, unsure of how to start the conversation, "Hello, security dude. Lincoln: Im sorry this happened. Mentioning their Aunt Ruth's bunions caused the siblings to gag, before returning back to normal and glaring at their parents. Lincoln: (points to the window) "The window. She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). His sisters join too and put Lynn in her place. ", Lincoln: (to Lola) "Lola, all those pageants I went to, did anything bad happen those times? I loved winning so much that didn't take my failure like a good sport, and started thiswhole bycalling you bad luck. ", Pep:[downright bored] "I think I've wasted my life. ", Lisa: (with a broken voice, but not as loud): "Even an intelligence person such as myselffell for such bologna. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Lily was seated in the back with them, she looked up at them with glares and once again said, "Poo poo!" Thats what my problem is! Lynn Sr.: Son..we didn't mean to..we just.we were wrong to-. This is a family moment. *, Lincoln: It's not fair. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. After that, for the remainder of the car ride, nothing was heard but the sounds of Rita's crying and her tears dropping from her face. I don't want you quit something you love because of me. They messed up and their children were furious with them because of it. Not. I have just had it! Takes place in the middle of the events of the infamous episode No Such Luck. You're scaring even me. Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). (The family submerge, coughing up water, covered in seaweed and muck, their sunnies, hats and sandals floating in the water and their swimsuits in tatters. Just a heads up, there are moments of severe anger and shouting, so if you don't like either of these then I'd recommend reading something else. showing a flashback of the episode No Such Luck. (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! However, that silence would not last long as the security man and the guests saw the kids' faces turned red with anger, steam started bellowing out of their ears and a devastating fire formed in their eyes, the four started trying to get out of the room quickly, as they knew something bad was going to happen. It said "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Im going crazy over you." He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. Rita stood up and heads to the door. Although it does teach us a good moral about it not being an easy road (but its worth it), some of the stuff involved does feel a bit out of place (like the disowning part by Ruth). . The minute after those words left Luna's lips, the security officer leaned his face in front of Luna's and responded with, "You can help me by letting me into your room. "Lincoln," Rita said, about to get up from the couch to comfort him. I hate softball! Lynn: Put that suit back on Lincoln! How convenient for me. Lucy: Lincoln's right! ], Lincoln: Mom, Dad? Lynn Sr.: OUR ONLY SON DESPISES US, WE WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WE RUINED HIM AND WE DESERVE IT!!!! Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to say something, but saw the glares on their kids' faces and knew that they wouldn't get anywhere arguing. She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. Needless to say, they were not pleased. Lynn: Let go of me you crazy, raging brute! And once again, computer typing was heard and, after a couple minutes, she got her answer. [The crowd cheers, the Loud family gasps in shock] Lynn: "No! "Now I want an explanation," the man started with, as he stomps a few steps toward them, "As to all of this. As in, how ill knock your head over heels! After a minute, "Hello," the gruff sound of their Aunt Ruth was heard. First, she got groans from her children and then Lola said, "What isn't wrong with Aunt Ruth?" My team needs that! *Sniff* No more clothes making for at least a week. Lincoln: (crying berserker tears) NO!!! As they leave, Jeffrey grabs Lynn Sr.'s arm, making him and his wife turn to him, he added, "And just so you know, your kids tore apart my lobby and the room you were staying in. (he goes to the living room window. Uh-uh, I'm nothaving it. [shows the score: Hazeltuck Lions: 3, Royal Woods Squirrels: nothing.] Loud House Alternate Ending: Out of the Picture by . I WISH YOU'D NEVER EXISTED!!!!! Today I'm doing a new story called 'Hall Monster Linka,' as you can tell this a story that features Linka Loud and her brothers. Pulling out his walkie talkie, he said, "This is Hotel Officer Mooresfield. Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! Why are you being arrested?! Rita Her Rights alt ending11. Hearing the guy mention 'the blonde girl in a green dress,' made them get even more nervous as they knew the girl he was referring to was their sister, Leni. Lincoln: If they're so nuts, I can't be near my family. In. kamenrider. ", Lincoln: "Guys, it's me!" Eventually, one of them said, "Look officer. (They pile into Vanzilla and go searching for him). As they were trying to relax, stomping and shaking were heard, causing everyone in the spa to wonder what was going on. I can't believe I told him to back away from his own home! Honest! Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Lincoln: Lana. Rusty has his own ritual before he plays with us. What do you think, Pep? After a few moments of static, a female voice was heard on the other end, "Hello, Felix. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. it is true that the Duke's actions were noble and his heart was stout, but he held doubts of his. "WE HATE THOSE STUPID CATS OF YOURS!" IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!! Hearing their son shout at them like this, both mad and sad at them, broke their hearts. (The family gets more and more heartbroken as he continues to rant.). Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. I already told you, I live here. None of the kids wanted to talk to their parents and the parents didn't know what to say to their kids. ", Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep. N Eddy's big picture show . Sell custom creations to people who love your style. More information No Such Luck - Lucky Carol by TriassicLane More like this House Cartoon Cartoon Fan Cartoon Shows She opens it, revealing all of the siblings' love interests.] Start talking. When they saw the lobby, they knew the bill was going to be expensive. I don't even care about that anymore. Post an update . And if you do, I'll have you arrested! In this Loud House Alternate universe a man made virus force's mankind to abandon earth.all except one 11 year old Lincoln Loud was accidentally abandoned by his parents and five sisters as an infant and was forced to fend for himself 11 years later Lincoln has adapted to his new hunting and gathering lifestyle and. "Huh. And when Maddie got up from the desk, what she saw horrified her. "And don't even get us started on the chores she makes us do," Lincoln shouted, "Especially buffing her bunions." (sniffles) I'd better make a home fast. (yet another author interruption: I know this sounds harsh, but in all fairness, that is a pretty stupid thing to do and the reason behind it doesn't help). I ADMIT IT!!! This Fanfic is a MASSIVE critique on every fanfic that is targeting the Episode "No Such Luck" of the Western Animation Series "The Loud House." No Such Luck Alternate ending (Bad) Deviation Actions. I hate golf! "Aunt Ruth," Rita said, trying to stop the kids from doing something they'd regret, "hang up the phone." Lincoln: Shut up, you loud-mouthed dope! Her son said, "You and dad told us to behave ourselves and grounded us when we didn't, which we understand, but the fact that you said all that and decided your own advice was pointless! Eventually Lincoln had the courage to say something, but was stuttering as he did so, "Areare you saying" he wanted to finished that sentence but felt that he couldn't. Status Update. ", Baseball Announcer: "The windup, the pitch. Everyone heads to Vanzilla, but Lincoln still stays in place). If you didn't show up, I don't want to think about what would've happened."